if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
you are the hero of your own story, and the villain of another’s
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
The cutest Hobbit in the Shire
I WANT TO CRY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
oh im sorry, was i expected to NOT reblog this? i mean shit.
Shut up with this.